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	<itunes:subtitle>A comedy, current affairs, chat show with the know it all and the other one.</itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:summary>Each week a pair of highly regarded humans get together in a secret location to discuss all the news in the world, without much regard for journalistic integrity, facts or possible libel actions.</itunes:summary>
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	<itunes:author>Andy Fielding</itunes:author>
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		<title>UKUncut, payday protests demand a more brutal state</title>
		<link>http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=377</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 12:34:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Newsmaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The UKUncut, payday protests seem to be demanding the govt become even more bullying, burdensome and confiscatory. Here&#8217;s the real alternative. www.georgeoughttohelp.com]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The UKUncut, payday protests seem to be demanding the govt become even more bullying, burdensome and confiscatory. Here&#8217;s the real alternative.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.georgeoughttohelp.com/" target="_blank">www.georgeoughttohelp.com</a></p>
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		<title>Hang on a minute, I&#8217;ve got an idea</title>
		<link>http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=354</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 14:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Newsmaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things have been quiet at NewsChew towers but don&#8217;t mistake that for inaction. There&#8217;s been soul searching and plenty of staring moodily out of windows, thinking deep thoughts. I&#8217;m pretty sure something&#8217;s going to happen, any day now. Any day &#8230; <a href="http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=354">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Things have been quiet at NewsChew towers but don&#8217;t mistake that for inaction. There&#8217;s been soul searching and plenty of staring moodily out of windows, thinking deep thoughts. I&#8217;m pretty sure something&#8217;s going to happen, any day now. Any day now. Pretty soon&#8230; We have not given up on NewsChew, we&#8217;re just in hiatus. It&#8217;s nice in hiatus, it&#8217;s a nice area. Time for a cup of tea I think!</p>
<p>In the meantime, check out my other show <a title="www.projectmoonbase.com" href="http://www.projectmoonbase.com/" target="_blank">www.projectmoonbase.com</a></p>
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		<title>Boomer the Dog-Man update</title>
		<link>http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=348</link>
		<comments>http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=348#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 09:03:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Newsmaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We covered this Pittsburgh furryman on our Friday 13th episode. A man who feels more like a dog than a man and wants to legally change his name to &#8220;Boomer The Dog.&#8221; Here is a Pittsburgh newscast of the gentleman in &#8230; <a href="http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=348">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<div id="_mcePaste">We covered this Pittsburgh furryman on our <a href=" http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=303 " target="_blank">Friday 13th</a> episode. A man who feels more like a dog than a man and wants to legally change his name to &#8220;Boomer The Dog.&#8221; Here is a Pittsburgh newscast of the gentleman in question.</div>
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<div><a href="http://www.urlesque.com/2010/08/16/boomer-dog-man/ " target="_blank">Meet Boomer &#8211; A Grown Man Who Thinks He&#8217;s a Dog</a></div>
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		<title>NewsChew extra sci-fi Monster Special</title>
		<link>http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=331</link>
		<comments>http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=331#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 09:44:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Newsmaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bonus mini episode &#8211; Pointless additional material. This is a short out-take from the last podcast on the important subject of The Greatest sci-fi monsters. What do you think the scariest monster is? Leave a comment below. I still say it&#8217;s Peter &#8230; <a href="http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=331">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Bonus mini episode &#8211; Pointless additional material.</div>
<div>This is a short out-take from the <a href="http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=318" target="_self">last podcast</a> on the important subject of <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/7951609/Daleks-named-greatest-monsters-by-sci-fi-fans.html" target="_blank">The Greatest sci-fi monsters</a>. What do you think the scariest monster is? Leave a comment below. I still say it&#8217;s <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Peter-Mandelson-The-Cartoon-Villain-of-Politics/419216090226" target="_blank">Peter Mandelson</a>.</div>
<div>Listen to this weeks podcast: <a href="http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=318" target="_self">Kate Price is in the boot of my car, let’s drive</a>!</div>
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Bonus mini episode &#8211; Pointless additional material.
This is a short out-take from the last podcast on the important subject of The Greatest sci-fi monsters. What do you think the scariest monster is? Leave a comment below. I still say it&#8217;s Peter Mandelson.
Listen to this weeks podcast: Kate Price is in the boot of my car, let’s drive!
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		<title>NewsChew Show: Kate Price is in the boot of my car, let&#8217;s drive!</title>
		<link>http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=318</link>
		<comments>http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=318#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:28:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Newsmaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kate Price in the Boot of a car, Bus Driver assaults himself with a rock, Childless millionaire couple builds joke cracking robot child, Claire Danes&#8217; paint, Wyclef Jean greed and hypocrisy and &#8220;hiding&#8221;, BBC weatherman flips the bird and Neil &#8230; <a href="http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=318">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1303822/Katie-Price-confesses-morbid-fascination-death-serial-killers.html" target="_blank">Kate Price in the Boot of a car</a>, <a href="http://www.thecourier.co.uk/News/Dundee/article/3913/bus-driver-suspended-after-stone-throwing-suspicion.html" target="_blank">Bus Driver assaults himself with a rock</a>, <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/08/sadness_childless_millionaires.php " target="_blank">Childless millionaire couple builds joke cracking robot child</a>, <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1303997/Claire-Danes-launches-new-PAINT.html" target="_blank">Claire Danes&#8217; paint</a>, <a href="http://http://www.examiner.com/canada-celebrity-headlines-in-canada/sean-penn-warns-public-of-wyclef-jean-s-greed-and-hypocrisy " target="_blank">Wyclef Jean greed and hypocrisy</a> and <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/aug/18/wyclef-jean-death-threats-haiti " target="_blank">&#8220;hiding&#8221;</a>, <a href="http://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities-news-in-pics/18-08-2010/54504/" target="_blank">BBC weatherman flips the bird and Neil delivers the double vickies</a>, <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11010120" target="_blank">Big Brother house gets damp</a> &amp; More Katie Price, <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/aug/18/smoking-ban-cars-carrying-children " target="_blank">Smoking ban in your own car &#8211; think of the Children</a>! <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5615167/mom-arrested-for-posting-pic-of-badass-bong+smoking-baby-to-facebook " target="_blank">Bong-baby mom arrested &#8211; Free the bong-baby mom</a>, <a href="http://www.dailytech.com/Scotlands+Cars+Could+Soon+Run+on+Whiskey+Byproducts/article19375.htm" target="_blank">Your car could drink Whisky</a>, <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1303745/UKIP-leader-Lord-Pearson-quits-Im-good-politics.html#ixzz0wxZsddJw " target="_blank">UKIP Leader &#8220;I&#8217;m not much good&#8217; at politics&#8221;and the return of Nigel Farge</a>, <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1303948/Tony-Blairs-gift-soldiers-charity-millions-save-tax.html " target="_blank">Tony &#8220;Blood, blood, blood!&#8221; Blair tries to Bribe God</a>, <a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/838375-students-studying-for-sausage-diploma" target="_blank">German students studying for sausage degree</a></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Kate Price in the Boot of a car, Bus Driver assaults himself with a rock, Childless millionaire couple builds joke cracking robot child, Claire Danes&#8217; paint, Wyclef Jean greed and hypocrisy and &#8220;hiding&#8221;, BBC weatherman flips the bi[...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Kate Price in the Boot of a car, Bus Driver assaults himself with a rock, Childless millionaire couple builds joke cracking robot child, Claire Danes&#8217; paint, Wyclef Jean greed and hypocrisy and &#8220;hiding&#8221;, BBC weatherman flips the bird and Neil delivers the double vickies, Big Brother house gets damp &#38; More Katie Price, Smoking ban in your own car &#8211; think of the Children! Bong-baby mom arrested &#8211; Free the bong-baby mom, Your car could drink Whisky, UKIP Leader &#8220;I&#8217;m not much good&#8217; at politics&#8221;and the return of Nigel Farge, Tony &#8220;Blood, blood, blood!&#8221; Blair tries to Bribe God, German students studying for sausage degree</itunes:summary>
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		<title>NewsChew Friday 13th &#8211; Blood diamonds, Furryman and avant garde acting</title>
		<link>http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=303</link>
		<comments>http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=303#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 20:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Newsmaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nicolas Cage explains his abstract avant guarde acting, Vanessa Feltz fined £3000 (possibly) for &#8220;sexy&#8221; party‎, Browned-off Britain, Portsmouth knows some general knowledge, Brian Blessed sat nav, The gospel according to Tony Blair, Why is getting an autograph so horrible? Naomi &#8230; <a href="http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=303">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nicolas Cage explains his abstract avant guarde acting, <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/7941532/Vanessa-Feltz-fined-3000-for-noisy-all-weekend-party.html" target="_blank">Vanessa Feltz fined £3000 (possibly) for &#8220;sexy&#8221; party</a>‎, <a href="http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/ianmcowie/100007194/browned-off-britain-six-in-10-would-like-to-leave-the-country/" target="_blank">Browned-off Britain</a>, <a href="http://newslite.tv/2010/08/13/portsmouth-is-the-cleverest-ci.html" target="_blank">Portsmouth knows some general knowledge</a>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOicbYFq4C0" target="_blank">Brian Blessed sat nav</a>, <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/aug/09/tony-blair-memoirs-special-edition" target="_blank">The gospel according to Tony Blair</a>, Why is getting an autograph so horrible? <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10933191" target="_blank">Naomi Campbell on trial</a>? <a href="http://www.bullfax.com/?q=node-nepal-zoo-opens-honeymoon-suite-rhinos" target="_blank">Rhino jiggy-jiggy</a>, <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/aug/09/bbc-laptops-mobiles " target="_blank">BBC lost laptops and mobiles worth £240,000</a>, <a href="www.telegraph.co.uk/.../Britains-oldest-smoker-dies-after-puffing-on- cigarettes-for-95-years.html" target="_blank">Britain&#8217;s &#8216;oldest smoker&#8217; dies 102</a>, <a href="http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/2010/08/14/runaway-tube-train-travels-for-four-miles-through-six-stations-with-no-driver-86908-22486631/" target="_blank">Runnaway Tube train</a>, <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-10942340" target="_blank">Jenny whiteboard hoax</a>, <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/pda/2010/aug/10/newport-state-of-mind-youtube" target="_blank">Newport State of Mind forced off youtube</a>, <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7941174/Furry-man-denied-bid-to-legally-change-name-to-Boomer-the-Dog.html" target="_blank">Boomer Furryman Denied legal name change</a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to <a title="LozKaye" href="https://twitter.com/LozKaye" target="_blank">@LozKaye</a> for the Newport State of mind story.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Nicolas Cage explains his abstract avant guarde acting, Vanessa Feltz fined £3000 (possibly) for &#8220;sexy&#8221; party‎, Browned-off Britain, Portsmouth knows some general knowledge, Brian Blessed sat nav, The gospel according to Tony Blair, Why [...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Nicolas Cage explains his abstract avant guarde acting, Vanessa Feltz fined £3000 (possibly) for &#8220;sexy&#8221; party‎, Browned-off Britain, Portsmouth knows some general knowledge, Brian Blessed sat nav, The gospel according to Tony Blair, Why is getting an autograph so horrible? Naomi Campbell on trial? Rhino jiggy-jiggy, BBC lost laptops and mobiles worth £240,000, Britain&#8217;s &#8216;oldest smoker&#8217; dies 102, Runnaway Tube train, Jenny whiteboard hoax, Newport State of Mind forced off youtube, Boomer Furryman Denied legal name change.
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		<itunes:author>Andy Fielding</itunes:author>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 13:41:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>NewsChew Show 4 August 2010 &#8211; Mutant shoppers, Vital economic business rubbished in puritan slapdown and Paul the Octopus Sings</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 19:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week: London&#8217;s new bike hire scheme and answer to the Parisian &#8220;Vélib&#8221; don&#8217;t work so good. Councillors buy themselves ipads. Vital economic business rubbished in puritan slapdown: A ban on using jobcentres to advertise for strippers and lapdancers is expected &#8230; <a href="http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=280">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">This week: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-10828723 " target="_blank">London&#8217;s new bike hire scheme and answer to the Parisian &#8220;Vélib&#8221; don&#8217;t work so good.</a> <a href="http://www.computing.co.uk/computing/news/2267625/local-government-ipad-trial " target="_blank">Councillors buy themselves ipads</a>. <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-10831614 " target="_blank">Vital economic business rubbished in puritan slapdown: A ban on using jobcentres to advertise for strippers and lapdancers is expected to be announced this week</a>. <a href="http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/mad-mad-world/Porn-broadcast-at-Indonesian-parliament/articleshow/6251099.cms" target="_blank">Indonesian Porno Parliament</a>. <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/prescott-files-on-iraqs-wmd-made-me-nervous-2040021.html" target="_blank">Lord Prescott dismised criticism of Iraq war and Mr Blair as  &#8221;fashionable&#8221;</a>. <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/3079189/PAUL-the-psychic-octopus-to-be-followed-by-documentary-film-crew.html " target="_blank">New career for Paul the Octopus</a>, <a href="http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7019467170" target="_blank">Justin Bieber Set To Release Memoir</a>.  <a href="http://bit.ly/9SgigY" target="_blank">Christian mobile phone shop manager in Florida stopped a would-be armed robber by preaching</a>, <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/sailing/7926471/Laura-Dekker-begins-bid-to-become-youngest-person-to-sail-world-solo.html " target="_blank">14 year-old set sail after winning her child welfare battle in Holland</a>. <a href="http://bit.ly/dw5uQD " target="_blank">Mayor calls Asda shoppers &#8216;mutants&#8217;</a>. <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-10865629 " target="_blank">Prolific teenage Essex burglar jailed for five years</a>, <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/7924631/Lloyds-returns-to-the-black-with-1.6bn-profit.html " target="_blank">Lloyds profits of £1.6bn</a>, <a title="Pirate lady" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.funhousetheatrical.com/images/sexy_pirate_woman_costumes.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.funhousetheatrical.com/Sexy_woman_costume.html&amp;usg=__4GIJE03BH_cre8YOS5m4JvKVSe8=&amp;h=710&amp;w=350&amp;sz=24&amp;hl=en&amp;start=20&amp;tbnid=2AkTPpWWTjYRlM:&amp;tbnh=178&amp;tbnw=87&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpirate%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Den%26biw%3D1239%26bih%3D654%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C546&amp;um=1&amp;itbs=1&amp;iact=hc&amp;vpx=840&amp;vpy=61&amp;dur=3602&amp;hovh=320&amp;hovw=157&amp;tx=96&amp;ty=164&amp;ei=TrdZTMv_Koq80gTo19DrCA&amp;page=2&amp;ndsp=22&amp;ved=1t:429,r:5,s:20&amp;biw=1239&amp;bih=654" target="_blank">Am I a Pirate</a>? <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/7926867/GPS-blunders-see-Lourdes-pilgrims-travel-to-village-of-Lourde.html " target="_blank">GPS blunders see Lourdes pilgrims travel to village of Lourde</a>‎, <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/10843422 " target="_blank">Gaga on cocaine</a>, <a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2010/08/04/dog-bite-saved-owners-life/ " target="_blank">Dog Bite Saved Owner&#8217;s Life</a>.</span></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>This week: London&#8217;s new bike hire scheme and answer to the Parisian &#8220;Vélib&#8221; don&#8217;t work so good. Councillors buy themselves ipads. Vital economic business rubbished in puritan slapdown: A ban on using jobcentres to advertise f[...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>This week: London&#8217;s new bike hire scheme and answer to the Parisian &#8220;Vélib&#8221; don&#8217;t work so good. Councillors buy themselves ipads. Vital economic business rubbished in puritan slapdown: A ban on using jobcentres to advertise for strippers and lapdancers is expected to be announced this week. Indonesian Porno Parliament. Lord Prescott dismised criticism of Iraq war and Mr Blair as  &#8221;fashionable&#8221;. New career for Paul the Octopus, Justin Bieber Set To Release Memoir.  Christian mobile phone shop manager in Florida stopped a would-be armed robber by preaching, 14 year-old set sail after winning her child welfare battle in Holland. Mayor calls Asda shoppers &#8216;mutants&#8217;. Prolific teenage Essex burglar jailed for five years, Lloyds profits of £1.6bn, Am I a Pirate? GPS blunders see Lourdes pilgrims travel to village of Lourde‎, Gaga on cocaine, Dog Bite Saved Owner&#8217;s Life.</itunes:summary>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 13:55:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>NewsChew Show 28 July 2010 – Grave evasion, Holy dog communion &amp; Darth Vader on the rob</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:14:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Undetectable new format shocker, leaves skin resilient and hair glossy! This week Andy &#38; Neil discuss: The week in animals: Woof Holy communion for dogs, Nice puppy news, Fat dogs Politicians are idiots: ConDems won&#8217;t Repeal the Digital Economy act, &#8230; <a href="http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=254">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="_mcePaste">Undetectable new format shocker, leaves skin resilient and hair glossy!</div>
<div>This week Andy &amp; Neil discuss:</div>
<div id="_mcePaste">The week in animals: <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7910177/Vicar-gives-Holy-Communion-to-dog.html" target="_blank">Woof Holy communion for dogs</a>, Nice puppy news, Fat dogs</div>
<div id="_mcePaste">Politicians are idiots: <a href="http://www.zeropaid.com/news/89231/report-uk-government-wont-repeal-digital-economy-act-after-all/" target="_blank">ConDems won&#8217;t Repeal the Digital Economy act</a>,</div>
<div id="_mcePaste">My peeve: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7628137.stm " target="_blank">Fake £1 coins</a></div>
<div id="_mcePaste">Huh? <a href="http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&amp;source=web&amp;cd=1&amp;ved=0CBkQqQIwAA&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.afrik-news.com%2Farticle18047.html&amp;ei=At1RTKz_E8Ok4QbC1YWIAw&amp;usg=AFQjCNHsUVK_4gFkMa3kQxl6YvRrJ3eYBw" target="_blank">Wyclef Jean for President</a></div>
<div id="_mcePaste">PSA: Protect your personal special private areas from govt snoops with <a href="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2010/07/25/flying-pasties-attempt-to-hide-your-nakedness-from-full-body-scanners/" target="_blank">Nude Pasties</a></div>
<div id="_mcePaste">Shut up &#8220;celebrity&#8221;: <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/7913834/Jeremy-Clarkson-joins-burka-debate.html" target="_blank">Clarkson and Lilly Allen in Burka &#8220;debate&#8221;</a></div>
<div id="_mcePaste">Important celebrity news: <a href="http://www.popsugar.com/Pictures-Ashley-Greene-Grocery-Store-9470048" target="_blank">Ashley Green buys groceries</a></div>
<div id="_mcePaste">Science: <a href="http://newslite.tv/2010/07/23/darth-vader-caught-on-cctv-rob.html" target="_blank">Darth Vader on the rob</a></div>
<div><a href="http://newslite.tv/2010/07/23/darth-vader-caught-on-cctv-rob.html" target="_blank"></a>Science &amp; Beer: Beer is good for you: <a style="font-family: Georgia, 'Bitstream Charter', serif; color: #0066cc; line-height: 1.5;" href="http://www.brewdog.com/blog-article.php?id=341" target="_blank">Brewdog at it again. &#8211; beer in a Squirrel</a>?</div>
<div>Science &amp; Beer &amp; Cheese: <a href="http://par4thecourse.newsvine.com/_news/2010/07/28/4768869-beer-laced-with-cheese-helps-sexual-performance" target="_blank">Beer laced with cheese helps sexual performance</a>, <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/hugovk/159928961/" target="_blank">Chips &#8216;n&#8217; cheese</a></div>
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<div style="font-family: Georgia, 'Bitstream Charter', serif; color: #444444; line-height: 1.5;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/hugovk/159928961/" target="_blank"></a>Bad business: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-10434908" target="_blank">Bye bye Tony Hayward</a>, you&#8217;ll be ok. Tony Blair, BP</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Man down: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10785859 " target="_blank">kid socks it to the man and by the man we mean Lidl</a></div>
<div id="_mcePaste">Moromon Science:<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/jul/27/friendship-relationships-good-health-study" target="_blank">Loneliness = 15 cigarettes</a> or cheer up, live longer. Neil would like to find a Moromon and debate.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste">Why would you do that?: <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7909920/Businessman-hid-140000-in-his-aunts-grave-in-tax-evasion-scam.html" target="_blank">Gran&#8217;s grave Tax evasion shocker</a>.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste">And more&#8230;</div>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Undetectable new format shocker, leaves skin resilient and hair glossy!
This week Andy &#38; Neil discuss:
The week in animals: Woof Holy communion for dogs, Nice puppy news, Fat dogs
Politicians are idiots: ConDems won&#8217;t Repeal the Digital Ec[...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Undetectable new format shocker, leaves skin resilient and hair glossy!
This week Andy &#38; Neil discuss:
The week in animals: Woof Holy communion for dogs, Nice puppy news, Fat dogs
Politicians are idiots: ConDems won&#8217;t Repeal the Digital Economy act,
My peeve: Fake £1 coins
Huh? Wyclef Jean for President
PSA: Protect your personal special private areas from govt snoops with Nude Pasties
Shut up &#8220;celebrity&#8221;: Clarkson and Lilly Allen in Burka &#8220;debate&#8221;
Important celebrity news: Ashley Green buys groceries
Science: Darth Vader on the rob
Science &#38; Beer: Beer is good for you: Brewdog at it again. &#8211; beer in a Squirrel?
Science &#38; Beer &#38; Cheese: Beer laced with cheese helps sexual performance, Chips &#8216;n&#8217; cheese

Bad business: Bye bye Tony Hayward, you&#8217;ll be ok. Tony Blair, BP

Man down: kid socks it to the man and by the man we mean Lidl
Moromon Science:Loneliness = 15 cigarettes or cheer up, live longer. Neil would like to find a Moromon and debate.
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 22:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>When MPs attack, the parrot verses the octopode and penguin holidays in Dublin.</p>
<p>This week we discuss: <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1293074/Baron-Prescott-Kingston-Hull-takes-seat-House-Lords.html" target="_blank">Baron Prescott of Kingston-upon-Hull</a>, <a href="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2010/07/08/oh-no-they-want-to-eat-the-psychic-octopus/ " target="_blank">Sir Paul of Octopus</a>, <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/worldcup2010/article-1293315/WORLD-CUP-2010-Paul-Psychic-Octopus-competition-Mani-parakeet.html" target="_blank">Sir Paul of Octopus Vs Mani the Parakeet</a>, <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/male-stripper-quits-teaching-job-2021840.html " target="_blank">Naked Butler quits teaching</a>, <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7880658/Penguin-found-in-Dublin-street-after-being-kidnapped-from-zoo.html" target="_blank">Nabbed Penguin found in Dublin&#8230;drunk</a>? <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2010/07/08/fake-iraqi-village-s.html " target="_blank">Fake Iraqi village staffed by actual Iraqis</a>, <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/jul/08/snoop-dogg-coronation-street" target="_blank">Snoop Dog on Corronation street</a>, <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2010/07/08/enormous-hamburgers.html " target="_blank">Enormous Hamburgers unhinge your jaw</a>, <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/taiwan/7878736/Taiwan-MPs-brawl-in-parliament.html " target="_blank">Taiwan MPs brawl in parliament</a>, <a href="http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Man+held+Mother+hostage+for+not+doing+ironing&amp;hl=en&amp;client=safari&amp;rls=en&amp;prmd=n&amp;source=univ&amp;tbs=nws:1&amp;tbo=u&amp;ei=K6M3TPqdC4Lu0wSFhPDfAw&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=news_group&amp;ct=title&amp;resnum=1&amp;ved=0CCEQsQQwAA" target="_blank">Man held Mother hostage for not doing ironing</a>.</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 11:55:54 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>This week we discuss: Golden Bigness, Space wars and Octopus predictions.</p>
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10425194.stm " target="_blank">World largest Gold coin sold,<br />
</a><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/7853971/130000-puffin-crossing-unusable.html" target="_blank"> £130,000 grand Puffin crossing unusable<br />
</a><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/10447300.stm" target="_blank"> Prince Charles income rises by 4%<br />
</a> Cuts, Cut, Cuts. Cut down on Royalty,<br />
<a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/motoring/motoring-news/22-of-drivers-fail-to-wear-seatbelts-2013362.html" target="_blank"> 22% of drivers fail to wear seatbelts</a>,<br />
<a href="http://www.france24.com/en/20100629-famous-octopus-predicts-argentina-wcup-exit" target="_blank"> Famous octopus predicts Argentina world cup exit,<br />
</a> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10436229.stm " target="_blank"> Oprah Winfrey top of Forbes celebrity power list,<br />
</a><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/7862340/Russian-sleeper-cells-re-living-the-Cold-War.html" target="_blank"> Cold Wars again, Russian spies</a>,<br />
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10423296.stm " target="_blank"> Don&#8217;t jump into canals,&#8217; says British Waterways,<br />
</a> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/10443779.stm" target="_blank"> Protestors lose Parliament square eviction case,<br />
</a><a href="http://bit.ly/cKBmOw" target="_blank"> Council-funded free newspapers</a>,<br />
<a href="http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn19101-obama-declares-war-on-space-junk.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&amp;nsref=online-news" target="_blank"> Obama declares war on Iran..no, Space Junk,<br />
</a> <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/politics/cameron-digs-in-over-falklands-as-oil-revives-former-tension-2011727.html " target="_blank"> Cameron digs in over Falklands as oil revives tension</a></p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 22:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Does Osborne&#8217;s Budget encourage cannibalism? This and more on NewsChew.<br />
Also, this week:</p>
<div><a href="http://business.scotsman.com/viewarticle.aspx?sectionid=6982&amp;articleid=6375088">Brewdog sales soar 250 as it eyes five million mark</a></div>
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<div><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/budget/7848086/Budget-2010-George-Osborne-the-enforcer-issues-toughest-Budget-for-a-century.html" target="_blank">Budget 2010: George Osborne the enforcer issues toughest Budget for a century</a></div>
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<div id="_mcePaste"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10373358.stm " target="_blank">BBC News &#8211; Michael Jackson has &#8216;made $1bn&#8217; since his death</a></div>
<div id="_mcePaste"><a href="www.dailymail.co.uk/.../BP-buys-Google-search-term-oil-spill-help-repair-reputation.html " target="_blank">BP buys Google search term &#8216;oil spill&#8217; to help repair reputation</a></div>
<div id="_mcePaste"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/science_and_environment/10371300.stm " target="_blank">Loss of bees a blow to UK economy‎</a></div>
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<div id="_mcePaste"><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1288593/Durhams-River-Greta-dries-summer-finally-comes-UK.html" target="_blank">Drought UK 2010: River dries up in days as summer finally comes to &#8230;‎</a></div>
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<div style="font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; color: #000000; font-family: Helvetica; line-height: normal; font-size: small; margin: 0px;"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/us_and_canada/10347315.stm">BBC News &#8211; US sailor returns after record-breaking 1152 day trip</a></div>
<div style="font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; color: #000000; font-family: Helvetica; line-height: normal; font-size: small; margin: 0px;"><a href="http://ahmadshamli.com/2010/06/22/using-hair-to-protect-a-magical-place/">Using hair to protect a &#8216;magical&#8217; place</a></div>
<div style="font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; color: #000000; font-family: Helvetica; line-height: normal; font-size: small; margin: 0px;"><a href="http://ahmadshamli.com/2010/06/22/using-hair-to-protect-a-magical-place/"></a><span style="color: #444444; font-family: Georgia, 'Bitstream Charter', serif; line-height: 19px; font-size: 13px;"><a style="font-family: Georgia, 'Bitstream Charter', serif; color: #0066cc; line-height: 1.5;" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/.../faecal-attraction-whale-poop-fights-climate- change-2001787.html " target="_blank">Faecal attraction: Whale poop fights climate change &#8211; Environment &#8230;</a></span></div>
<div style="font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; color: #000000; font-family: Helvetica; line-height: normal; font-size: small; margin: 0px;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: Georgia, 'Bitstream Charter', serif; line-height: 19px; font-size: 13px;"><a style="font-family: Georgia, 'Bitstream Charter', serif; color: #0066cc; line-height: 1.5;" href="www.independent.co.uk/.../faecal-attraction-whale-poop-fights-climate- change-2001787.html " target="_blank"></a></span><a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5h3PoTTQz25MhN_ldlfTCPjYNeYUg">Miami chihuahua inherits millions</a></div>
<div style="font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; color: #000000; font-family: Helvetica; line-height: normal; font-size: small; margin: 0px;"><a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5h3PoTTQz25MhN_ldlfTCPjYNeYUg"></a><span style="color: #444444; font-family: Georgia, 'Bitstream Charter', serif; line-height: 19px; font-size: 13px;"><a style="font-family: Georgia, 'Bitstream Charter', serif; color: #0066cc; line-height: 1.5;" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/columnists/jamesmay/7844970/Top-Gear-popular-BBC-show-to-cut-back-on-the-comedy-stunts.html" target="_blank">Top Gear: popular BBC show to &#8216;cut back on the comedy stunts&#8217;‎</a></span></div>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 23:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week on NewsChew: Cars are trying to kill us, Bad Lieutenant with Brucey, American on mission to kill Bin Laden, Baronness Thatcher back in No10, My Mrs T impression. John MacDonald - Apologies about Assasination and Diane  Abbot, Mrs T and Clegg, The making of Mrs T, Sarah Palin and Mrs T, Run away, a bull, Amputee angered by missing limbs, Introducing, Brian Blessed satnav, Philly Bar tries self service, Sarko bans tall people from visit,  Pot growing in nunnery

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		<itunes:subtitle>This week on NewsChew: Cars are trying to kill us, Bad Lieutenant with Brucey, American on mission to kill Bin Laden, Baronness Thatcher back in No10, My Mrs T impression. John MacDonald - Apologies about Assasination and Diane  Abbot, Mrs T and Cle[...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>This week on NewsChew: Cars are trying to kill us, Bad Lieutenant with Brucey, American on mission to kill Bin Laden, Baronness Thatcher back in No10, My Mrs T impression. John MacDonald - Apologies about Assasination and Diane  Abbot, Mrs T and Clegg, The making of Mrs T, Sarah Palin and Mrs T, Run away, a bull, Amputee angered by missing limbs, Introducing, Brian Blessed satnav, Philly Bar tries self service, Sarko bans tall people from visit,  Pot growing in nunnery

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		<title>Newschew show 08 Jun 10</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 10:36:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week: Eurovision winner Germany Lena - Satellite , pull your ears off, take our eurovision points, give money, US Porn star wanted for Murder, falls off Cliff to death, UK must cut deficit faster says Fitch, Royal Mail Charges more to send parcels to UK addresses than to Russia, Labour Leadership John McDonald wishes he'd Assassinated Thatcher, Australia vs Google, Tony Benn's chair, James Cameron Oil Leak Brainstorm, Concert for canines at Sidney opera house, Sir Patrick of Stewart, life of the Sofa, Iceland tries to woo, Terrorists figure out how to get America to attack itself, South African Lingo, World Cup encourages investment...really? Deceaced man mounted on motorcycle.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This week: Eurovision winner Germany Lena - Satellite , pull your ears off, take our eurovision points, give money, US Porn star wanted for Murder, falls off Cliff to death, UK must cut deficit faster says Fitch, Royal Mail Charges more to send parcels to UK addresses than to Russia, Labour Leadership John McDonald wishes he'd Assassinated Thatcher, Australia vs Google, Tony Benn's chair, James Cameron Oil Leak Brainstorm, Concert for canines at Sidney opera house, Sir Patrick of Stewart, life of the Sofa, Iceland tries to woo, Terrorists figure out how to get America to attack itself, South African Lingo, World Cup encourages investment...really? Deceaced man mounted on motorcycle.
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		<itunes:subtitle>This week: Eurovision winner Germany Lena - Satellite , pull your ears off, take our eurovision points, give money, US Porn star wanted for Murder, falls off Cliff to death, UK must cut deficit faster says Fitch, Royal Mail Charges more to send parc[...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>This week: Eurovision winner Germany Lena - Satellite , pull your ears off, take our eurovision points, give money, US Porn star wanted for Murder, falls off Cliff to death, UK must cut deficit faster says Fitch, Royal Mail Charges more to send parcels to UK addresses than to Russia, Labour Leadership John McDonald wishes he'd Assassinated Thatcher, Australia vs Google, Tony Benn's chair, James Cameron Oil Leak Brainstorm, Concert for canines at Sidney opera house, Sir Patrick of Stewart, life of the Sofa, Iceland tries to woo, Terrorists figure out how to get America to attack itself, South African Lingo, World Cup encourages investment...really? Deceaced man mounted on motorcycle.
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 10:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>newschew show 01 jun 10</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 15:32:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NewsChew the Comedy, current affairs, news, chat show. This week: Potato-town, Hot tub time machine, Naomi Campbell war crimes, Vienna best quality of life, Lord Prescott of Pies, Polish people realise Poland is petty good,  Jeremy Irons: Profit of Doom, Biggest house in American for sale, Social Fury, Polar Bear helps Icelandic party win &#038; towel day, Vatican reaches out to atheists - Not you Dawkin, Mini skirt meteorology, Royal pimpin'. www.newschew.co.uk
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[NewsChew the Comedy, current affairs, news, chat show. This week: Potato-town, Hot tub time machine, Naomi Campbell war crimes, Vienna best quality of life, Lord Prescott of Pies, Polish people realise Poland is petty good,  Jeremy Irons: Profit of Doom, Biggest house in American for sale, Social Fury, Polar Bear helps Icelandic party win &#038; towel day, Vatican reaches out to atheists - Not you Dawkin, Mini skirt meteorology, Royal pimpin'. www.newschew.co.uk
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		<itunes:subtitle>NewsChew the Comedy, current affairs, news, chat show. This week: Potato-town, Hot tub time machine, Naomi Campbell war crimes, Vienna best quality of life, Lord Prescott of Pies, Polish people realise Poland is petty good,  Jeremy Irons: Profit of [...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>NewsChew the Comedy, current affairs, news, chat show. This week: Potato-town, Hot tub time machine, Naomi Campbell war crimes, Vienna best quality of life, Lord Prescott of Pies, Polish people realise Poland is petty good,  Jeremy Irons: Profit of Doom, Biggest house in American for sale, Social Fury, Polar Bear helps Icelandic party win &#038; towel day, Vatican reaches out to atheists - Not you Dawkin, Mini skirt meteorology, Royal pimpin'. www.newschew.co.uk
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		<title>Newschew show 18may10</title>
		<link>http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=81</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 15:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comedy current affairs chat. This week: Sheer professionalism, pointless introduction, Gold ATM Abu Dhabi,  Lord Sugar and Football, Liam Byrne"I am afraid to tell you there's no money left". crimminals love 500 euro note, Diana Princess of Wales had a headache on her wedding day, House of Fraser Manchester stabbyness, Milliband v Milliband, Mobile phone cancer, Google international snooping row, Dio dies, Japanese Tobacco joyless cigarette, Pensioners Seven year jigsaw battle.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Comedy current affairs chat. This week: Sheer professionalism, pointless introduction, Gold ATM Abu Dhabi,  Lord Sugar and Football, Liam Byrne"I am afraid to tell you there's no money left". crimminals love 500 euro note, Diana Princess of Wales had a headache on her wedding day, House of Fraser Manchester stabbyness, Milliband v Milliband, Mobile phone cancer, Google international snooping row, Dio dies, Japanese Tobacco joyless cigarette, Pensioners Seven year jigsaw battle.
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		<itunes:subtitle>Comedy current affairs chat. This week: Sheer professionalism, pointless introduction, Gold ATM Abu Dhabi,  Lord Sugar and Football, Liam Byrne"I am afraid to tell you there's no money left". crimminals love 500 euro note, Diana Princess of Wales ha[...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Comedy current affairs chat. This week: Sheer professionalism, pointless introduction, Gold ATM Abu Dhabi,  Lord Sugar and Football, Liam Byrne"I am afraid to tell you there's no money left". crimminals love 500 euro note, Diana Princess of Wales had a headache on her wedding day, House of Fraser Manchester stabbyness, Milliband v Milliband, Mobile phone cancer, Google international snooping row, Dio dies, Japanese Tobacco joyless cigarette, Pensioners Seven year jigsaw battle.
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		<itunes:author>Andy Fielding &#38; Neil Menzies</itunes:author>
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		<title>Newschew Show 11 may 10</title>
		<link>http://www.newschew.co.uk/?p=74</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 15:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week: Gordon Brown steps down, Robot stabbiness, Volcanic Ash again &#038; Icelandic Banks, Little Jimmy Wales King of Wikipedia, LADA comeback, Nokia v Apple Lawsuit, 1 in 5 UK divorce petitions mention Facebook, Blueray and Betamax the NHS Hitler survay, Newton's wood. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This week: Gordon Brown steps down, Robot stabbiness, Volcanic Ash again &#038; Icelandic Banks, Little Jimmy Wales King of Wikipedia, LADA comeback, Nokia v Apple Lawsuit, 1 in 5 UK divorce petitions mention Facebook, Blueray and Betamax the NHS Hitler survay, Newton's wood. 
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		<itunes:subtitle>This week: Gordon Brown steps down, Robot stabbiness, Volcanic Ash again &#038; Icelandic Banks, Little Jimmy Wales King of Wikipedia, LADA comeback, Nokia v Apple Lawsuit, 1 in 5 UK divorce petitions mention Facebook, Blueray and Betamax the NHS Hi[...]</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>This week: Gordon Brown steps down, Robot stabbiness, Volcanic Ash again &#038; Icelandic Banks, Little Jimmy Wales King of Wikipedia, LADA comeback, Nokia v Apple Lawsuit, 1 in 5 UK divorce petitions mention Facebook, Blueray and Betamax the NHS Hitler survay, Newton's wood. 
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		<itunes:author>Andy Fielding &#38; Neil Menzies</itunes:author>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 13:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">This is the new site for NewsChew. The Comedy current affairs and chat show hosted by <a title="the hosts" href="http://www.newschew.co.uk/?page_id=9" target="_self">Andy Fielding &amp; Neil Menzies.</a> You owe it to yourself to <a title="Subscribe to NewsChew" href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=375978868" target="_blank">subscribe to NewsChew via iTunes</a>.</span></p>
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