UKUncut, payday protests demand a more brutal state

The UKUncut, payday protests seem to be demanding the govt become even more bullying, burdensome and confiscatory. Here’s the real alternative.

www.georgeoughttohelp.com

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Hang on a minute, I’ve got an idea

Things have been quiet at NewsChew towers but don’t mistake that for inaction. There’s been soul searching and plenty of staring moodily out of windows, thinking deep thoughts. I’m pretty sure something’s going to happen, any day now. Any day now. Pretty soon… We have not given up on NewsChew, we’re just in hiatus. It’s nice in hiatus, it’s a nice area. Time for a cup of tea I think!

In the meantime, check out my other show www.projectmoonbase.com

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Boomer the Dog-Man update

We covered this Pittsburgh furryman on our Friday 13th episode. A man who feels more like a dog than a man and wants to legally change his name to “Boomer The Dog.” Here is a Pittsburgh newscast of the gentleman in question.

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NewsChew extra sci-fi Monster Special

Bonus mini episode – Pointless additional material.
This is a short out-take from the last podcast on the important subject of The Greatest sci-fi monsters. What do you think the scariest monster is? Leave a comment below. I still say it’s Peter Mandelson.
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NewsChew Show: Kate Price is in the boot of my car, let’s drive!

Kate Price in the Boot of a car, Bus Driver assaults himself with a rock, Childless millionaire couple builds joke cracking robot child, Claire Danes’ paint, Wyclef Jean greed and hypocrisy and “hiding”, BBC weatherman flips the bird and Neil delivers the double vickies, Big Brother house gets damp & More Katie Price, Smoking ban in your own car – think of the Children! Bong-baby mom arrested – Free the bong-baby mom, Your car could drink Whisky, UKIP Leader “I’m not much good’ at politics”and the return of Nigel Farge, Tony “Blood, blood, blood!” Blair tries to Bribe God, German students studying for sausage degree

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NewsChew Friday 13th – Blood diamonds, Furryman and avant garde acting

Nicolas Cage explains his abstract avant guarde acting, Vanessa Feltz fined £3000 (possibly) for “sexy” party‎, Browned-off Britain, Portsmouth knows some general knowledgeBrian Blessed sat nav, The gospel according to Tony Blair, Why is getting an autograph so horrible? Naomi Campbell on trial? Rhino jiggy-jiggy, BBC lost laptops and mobiles worth £240,000, Britain’s ‘oldest smoker’ dies 102, Runnaway Tube train, Jenny whiteboard hoax, Newport State of Mind forced off youtube, Boomer Furryman Denied legal name change.

Thanks to @LozKaye for the Newport State of mind story.

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NewsChew on miro

We’re finally listed on miro! Subscribe to NewsChew on miro and give us some stars please! Miro is a free internet TV application. with thousands of video and audio shows. Download Miro free.

You can also subscribe to NewsChew on iTunes and give us a nice review.

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NewsChew Show 4 August 2010 – Mutant shoppers, Vital economic business rubbished in puritan slapdown and Paul the Octopus Sings

This week: London’s new bike hire scheme and answer to the Parisian “Vélib” don’t work so good. Councillors buy themselves ipadsVital economic business rubbished in puritan slapdown: A ban on using jobcentres to advertise for strippers and lapdancers is expected to be announced this week. Indonesian Porno Parliament. Lord Prescott dismised criticism of Iraq war and Mr Blair as  ”fashionable”. New career for Paul the Octopus, Justin Bieber Set To Release Memoir.  Christian mobile phone shop manager in Florida stopped a would-be armed robber by preaching, 14 year-old set sail after winning her child welfare battle in Holland. Mayor calls Asda shoppers ‘mutants’. Prolific teenage Essex burglar jailed for five years, Lloyds profits of £1.6bn, Am I a Pirate? GPS blunders see Lourdes pilgrims travel to village of Lourde‎, Gaga on cocaine, Dog Bite Saved Owner’s Life.

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Your chance to join in an upcoming show

We’re recording a new show on Wednesday. Let us know if you have any suggestions for stories, team Newschew might chew over. Comment below!

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NewsChew Show 28 July 2010 – Grave evasion, Holy dog communion & Darth Vader on the rob

Undetectable new format shocker, leaves skin resilient and hair glossy!
This week Andy & Neil discuss:
The week in animals: Woof Holy communion for dogs, Nice puppy news, Fat dogs
My peeve: Fake £1 coins
PSA: Protect your personal special private areas from govt snoops with Nude Pasties
Important celebrity news: Ashley Green buys groceries
Science & Beer: Beer is good for you: Brewdog at it again. – beer in a Squirrel?
Bad business: Bye bye Tony Hayward, you’ll be ok. Tony Blair, BP
Moromon Science:Loneliness = 15 cigarettes or cheer up, live longer. Neil would like to find a Moromon and debate.
Why would you do that?: Gran’s grave Tax evasion shocker.
And more…
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